Okay. I said (in this journal or another) that I'd update more once the near year started and I have completely failed. I apologize. While all kinds of shit has been going on it seems like absolutely nothing is happening. You know? Eh.

Ice storm. That's what's happening at this exact moment. It SUCKS. The ground is covered in ice. Literally. It's horrible. Even more slippery than goose shit.

Speaking of geese...well, turkeys aren't geese but they are big birdies..so it sorta segues. We have four wild turkeys that have been living nearby. They traipse up the street together and stop and munch on fallen bird seed and things like that in the yards. It's so adorable. WANT THEM FOR MY VERY OWN!!

I finally bought a scale. No really. I've been trying to lose weight for a long time now and never had a scale so I was never really sure where I was starting from or if I was making any progress. So this should help. I also ordered some kind of calorie burn / heart rate monitor doohickey. Not really sure how it'll work but here's hoping. :)

We got the streaming Netflix thing to work. That's cool. I'm checking out Bones. I figure I have watched just about every crime / murder show except for the craptastic CSI franchise so I should give this a shot. After 3 episodes I find it amusing. I'll definitely watch the rest of the seasons.

Izzy has taken to hiding under the bushes of my neighbor across the street. She wanders outside, scoots across the street and immediately ducks under the bushes. Then she will stay there as long as possible or until I drag her scrawny ass out. She hates the snow but loves to be outside. I guess it must be like an igloo under there. Either way it's driving me nuts. I feel weird roaming into my neighbor's yard and digging my cat out from under their bushes. haha

Irvy is having a MISERABLE time with the snow...and now the ice? He was skidding all over the place. Poor guy. He's exhausted and snoring on the couch beside me. He puked all over my bed this morning. Dunno what that was about but it was a lovely surprise to wake up to.

I'm addicted to Bejeweled 3, SO many options and ohhhhh. Games are not good to me. I just lose all track of time because of them. Or at least that's the excuse I'm using :)

I dunno. I guess that's it. I spend more time browsing and scanning sites (dw, twitter, facebook and tumblr) than I do actually adding content to them. I AM reading even if I don't comment. :)

Ohhhh God I am so giddy. Why do I behave like this whenever I see them together? It's sickening. I need help. I need help, yes, but I don't want it. haha SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!




Johnny Weir is one of the judges on Skating with the Stars and so now I have to watch. At least he can't be voted out :)

I was excited for The Walking Dead. I was excited for Migrations. I am always excited to see Shakira or Madonna on tv. But nothing compares with how excited I am to have CONAN back on my tv. OH MY GOD YES!!!!!!!!




I know where I'll be tonight at 11pm. **beams**

Why yes. I laugh at that every single time I look at it or even think of it.




I think it's so adorable that she wears lil kid colors on her nails. Also. I want to lick her armpit. Is that wrong?


The best news I've heard this week? THIS JUST OUT with Liz Feldman is BACK!!! It starts on Monday which just happens to be National Coming Out Day...oh Liz. :) For those of you who don't know who Liz is...shame on you...and here is a brief introduction to her awkward interview skills. Love this woman.


So far I've kept true to my word to watch at least 1 horror movie a day for the 31 days of October. I'm watching the 1990 remake of Night of the Living Dead right now. Cracks me up that Bill Moseley was in it. :)

That's it folks. Don't forget to check out Jane Lynch hosting SNL tonight. :)

Hi kiddies! It is time to squee!! Yay!!

First off, this wonderful quote from Madonna: "Speak your mind but not louder than me." haha I love her so fucking much. Who doesn't really, deep down, feel that way? Exactly. We all want to be educated and hear from each person and see every side of the situation but deep down we expect that we'll be logical  / right and therefore unless you agree with us, shut up. But yeah. She said it during an interview with Lola on the red/pink carpet of Lola's new clothing line Material Girl. Speaking of which, I cannot get over how grown up Lola and Rocco are. I feel so old but then, I suppose, Madonna does, too.


The preview clip for the music video to Shaki's new single "Loca" is out today and I'd like to make a prediction based on these 30 seconds: I will make more icons from this music video than any of Shaki's previous videos. Ohmyeverlovinggod does this look like a fun time. :)
( the clip plus 99283758235 things unrelated to Shaki )